This one is definitely “a new nightmare.” And what exactly is homeboy sitting next to Mrs. Kruger supposed to be?

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Hmmm…The freaks come out at night and Halloween brings them out in all their glory! Not too sure what these ladies are supposed to be

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…but even if it wasn’t this girl would still be classified as a H.A.M.! The shirt is adorable. It would look really nice with some khaki shorts or capris but it doesn’t look that hot with the shorts she decided on wearing. The belt is unnecessary. When in doubt go with Coco Chanel’s advice…less is more! Not that into her shoes either…but her hair looks good!

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Friends don’t let friends leave the house looking like H.A.Ms. Guess these two aren’t really friends because they’re both looking a mess. Had sweetie on the right added some drop or hoop earrings she would have been good from the waist up. Her shorts look too casual.
As for her homegirl on the left, I’m really not that into her dress. The cut of the dress is nice and I like the trim but the camoflaugue (did I spell that right?) look of it is so not hot.

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I see what this lovely lady was going for but I am not sold. First, horizontal stripes are not the most flattering style for her figure. Rather than emphasizing her breasts they give the illusion that this young woman is bigger than she actually is. Second, I just don’t like the top. What’s up with the squiggly stripes on top???

The shorts are cute, but again do not seem to be flattering her. And while we give you kudos for the LV bag it really doesn’t go with the outfit. All blues don’t match.

My advice, leave the bag home, go for a solid top and maybe trade the short shorts for a pair of tights since that seems to be the rage this season. Throw on a oversized belt and blend in with the others in the corwd because this outfit stood out for all of the wrong reasons!

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