Alright, a friend of mine coined the phrase, “Do, Jesus!” when he’s come across a flaming mess. Meaning, “Do, Jesus, remember this fashion fool!” Though I’ve seen PLENTY faux-pas already in my 24+ hours back in New York to blog about (a jheri curl, a couple dozen muffin tops, skinny jeans on a far from skinny dude…) my first Do Jesus award goes to a semi-celeb, Paris Bennett.

Dangit, I can’t find a pic of the other side of her hair, but whoa! From top to bottom…problem. The hair, late 90s throwback. Doorknockers don’t go. Dress is cool, but with the lace gloves, bangles, long necklace, god-awfultights with open toes….boo. Just boo. I know she was going for edgy or different or something, but this junk looks ridiculous to me. Maybe I’M trippin! You tell me.